Jess Blucifer

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:58:35 -0400

sapphireswimming: ubercharge: siketreeker: showerthoughtsofficial: People often say they hope...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:51:53 -0400

ubercharge:

siketreeker:

showerthoughtsofficial:

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:50:11 -0400

stem-stims: Technology/Physics: Lasers cleaning off...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:46:18 -0400

stem-stims:

Technology/Physics: Lasers cleaning off rust

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gentlefluff:https://instagram.com/p/BiW3GsrlWkF/

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:41:38 -0400

gentlefluff:

https://instagram.com/p/BiW3GsrlWkF/

you’ve been told your whole life that disco is bad. you’ve known your whole life that that’s a lie.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:30:03 -0400

little-starfighter:Adam Driver and his ‘boring answers’ x//x

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:26:46 -0400

little-starfighter:

Adam Driver and his ‘boring answers’ x//x

lesbianahsoka: mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:45:22 -0400

lesbianahsoka:

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

saxifraga-x-urbium: systlin: Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:30:01 -0400

saxifraga-x-urbium:

systlin:

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them.

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.”

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just.

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job.

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

ladygt: WidowMaker Headshot Compilation

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:28:27 -0400

ladygt:

WidowMaker Headshot Compilation

homestuckorbust: unrealityfreak: freckledglowcloud: p0isunn: earlgreylavenderr: seeweedmermai...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:27:54 -0400

homestuckorbust:

unrealityfreak:

freckledglowcloud:

p0isunn:

earlgreylavenderr:

seeweedmermaid:

willurl:

based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.

humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum

so like once a month

Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood

omg no

Now that’s recycling

“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.

Vampire lesbians

stimmyvillain: 💜 Bubble Yum 💙 DON’T REMOVE MY CAPTION! ✨

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:04:18 -0400

stimmyvillain:

💜 Bubble Yum 💙

DON’T REMOVE MY CAPTION!

✨

dangayronpah: She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:22:53 -0400

dangayronpah:

She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!

dickslapthestate:what do you mean you’re at soup?!?!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:22:22 -0400

dickslapthestate:

what do you mean you’re at soup?!?!

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:20:06 -0400

swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: I would...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:17:22 -0400

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

Part 2

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If none of you steal these I’m going to be very disappointed

tilthat: TIL that a Roman merchant who sold fake jewels was sentenced to face a lion in the arena....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:19:18 -0400

tilthat:

TIL that a Roman merchant who sold fake jewels was sentenced to face a lion in the arena. When the gate finally opened, a chicken walked out. Emperor Gallienus proclaimed “He practiced deceit and then had it practiced on him.”
via reddit.com

kayinnasaki:I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:00:40 -0400

kayinnasaki:

I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen

awwww-cute:Exhausted after a long day of being a cat. (Source:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:58:37 -0400

awwww-cute:

Exhausted after a long day of being a cat. (Source: https://ift.tt/2ttcvtz)

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:36:06 -0400